Its Ya Fish, Til!

“Smoking is bad for your health” —that’s what they always say. I suppose it is true, afterall a lot of diseases come from smoking. But certainly not for a big ol’ fish like me. Hey, I’m Til, and I am what you may call a fish next door (my mom says so). 

For a fish like me it is not uncommon to see us surrounded by smoke. But unlike you guys, we do not inhale nicotine or any other dangerous substance. We simply soak in the smoke, you know what I mean? It is a great honor to turn off the lights in the confines of a sauna-slash-grill. Truly. Also, we’re great for parties and outings on the beach. Stuff us with chopped carrots and onions and me and my buddies are good to go! 

The only concern I have is sometimes I see you guys struggle with preparing the grill. It is very flattering that you’re giving your blood sweat and tears into the process but I do not enjoy seeing it. Not at all. So, I have come to tell you a very helpful trick which I think you’re going to love. 

Presenting: Online Seafood Delivery! Sounds fancy huh? Let me tell you why this is the ultimate trick. As you know a lot of things go into the preparation for all-time favorites (such as your big ol’ fish pal), sometimes it just takes up too much time and effort. But here’s the thing: you can now push that thought away from your brain and focus on this little hack I told you about. Because now you guys can buy seafood over the internet! And— this is the best part— you can do this in just a few clicks and not even a bead of sweat. Pretty cool right? 

This has been your big ol’ fish pal, Apia — Til Apia. Smoked, not fried.